What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?